While browsing twitter, I found this Hilarious account, called “Shit My dad Says”:
“Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor.”
“HIDDEN roaming charges? Jesus, Sprint has ‘fucking people’ down to a science, like they practice it in a fucking lab on mice first.”
“I lost 20 pounds…How? I drank bear piss and took up fencing. How the fuck you think, son? I exercised.”
“A parent’s only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed.”
Wanna follow him on Twitter? Here’s his page
xoxo -Lovely
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